Today, we have no appreciation for the little things in life. It was a simpler time it was a nicer time. Also, women don’t call me a sexist pig when I suggest that they get the hell out of my house after we’re done banging. Sprites are 2D, League of Legends doesn’t exist yet, and the world is generally a better place. Fire up your time machine, boys and girls, because we are going back to the Flash era.
